LilCliffy's Nordic Backcountry Touring Waxing

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Roelant
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Re: LilCliffy's Nordic Backcountry Touring Waxing

Post by Roelant » Mon May 16, 2022 9:28 am

Jurassien wrote:
Sun May 15, 2022 5:27 pm
lilcliffy wrote:
Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:27 pm
I have been skiing since I could walk.

My father and mother met in Dublin in the mid-60s. My mother from Ireland- my father from Wales-they did not grow up skiing.

My mother is Irish- from Armagh.............

That’s no excuse…..no excuse at all!

A mere stone’s throw from Armagh:

When the Vikings first came to Ulster it was approaching winter time, so they sailed up the river Bann and set up winter quarters on the lough shore. Their ultimate aim was to sack Armagh, so they put the monks under observation. When the first snows came they noticed the monks sliding about the countryside on wooden planks, so they went and spoke to them about it. “We could use something like that back home in Norway, as we get a bit of snow there in winter.” The monks showed them how it worked, stressing how important it was to bend the tips up a bit. In due course, the Vikings struck their winter quarters and headed back to Norway (having sacked the hell out of Armagh first). They took with them some pairs of these Irish skis, a fine example of which can be seen to this day in the Norwegian Historical Museum at Frederiksgate 2 in Oslo.

That’s how skiing came to Norway and eventually spread from there throughout the whole world. Not many people know that.

Jurassien
:lol: Good story.
Yes, and ski wax was invented by the monks as well. They used the mixture of beeswax with pine tar as a sealant for beer kegs. One day, it had snowed a lot and the beer kegs were difficult to move, as the monks on skis were skidding hopelessly all over the place. One novice monk, Rexinius, had by misfortune spilled some of the beer keg sealant all over his skis. They wanted to carry him off for flagellation, but he it was a futile exercise as his skis had more friction than the others. Rexinius was nevertheless expelled from the monestary and the Vikings took him to Oslo. Later in life, as he aged, he became more fond of the flatter topography in Finland and emigrated there. His descendants started the commercial use of the Rex brand ski wax

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Re: LilCliffy's Nordic Backcountry Touring Waxing

Post by Jurassien » Mon May 16, 2022 11:00 am

Roelant wrote:
Mon May 16, 2022 9:28 am

Yes, and ski wax was invented by the monks as well. They used the mixture of beeswax with pine tar as a sealant for beer kegs.
Really?....I would never have guessed!

Clever buggers, those monks. Not only did they invent beer, whiskey and various other medicinal substances, but we now know that they invented skis as well…..and the wax that we put on them, without which this thread would not exist.

But we could all dump our skis (and this whole forum would not exist) if it hadn’t been for that English geezer who invented the laws of gravity after an apple fell on his head. Imagine skis which refused to slide down the hillside!

Jurassien



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