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Tele Till You're Smelly



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your favorite telebinding sucks.

Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinnah, what exactly do you mean by "alpine" gear??
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Pinnah



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<wiping coffee off my screen...>

Alpine gear goes faster. Does that help?

<ducking>
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half-fast skier



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Polish Pope DoublePolePlant.



Discuss.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mitch wrote:
But how do you feel about double pole plants? Laughing


actualy a level 3 or 4 ski instructor aqaintance recommended them as a way to get up out of shitty off piste snow so you can turn ... I wasnt gona argue
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ghostofcarl wrote:
freeheelwilly wrote:
X-Man wrote:
FHW to the courtesy phone please...FHW to the white courtesy phone.


How can I help you?


I'd like a Royale with cheese.


CH is right, you are funnier than me. Laughing

Extraorinarily so when you look at the Urban Dictionary.

Oh and I'll take Le Big Mac willy. With extra sauce.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XXX_er wrote:
Mitch wrote:
But how do you feel about double pole plants? Laughing


actualy a level 3 or 4 ski instructor aqaintance recommended them as a way to get up out of shitty off piste snow so you can turn ... I wasnt gona argue


Sure is convenient to have a piste around in that situation.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevesliva wrote:


Sure is convenient to have a piste around in that situation.


Would you call running gates a pisting contest?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pinnah wrote:


That's a tasty looking burger right there. Mind if I dispense with the bullet that comes as a side serving?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pinnah wrote:
That was a really good cheeseburger!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This place is so... ronery.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

edgeworker wrote:
Mitch wrote:
But how do you feel about double pole plants? Laughing

They're in the tool box


hly %$#@*&^ for the uphill only, kick-turns would be about it and then only for misbalanced imbeciles! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bring out the gimp!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stanford wrote:
Bring out the gimp!


The gimp's sleeping.
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