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freeheelwilly



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:57 pm    Post subject: Hey Carl Reply with quote
What the hell took you so long to find your way to the basement? I like the fresh face, myself. But you're funny, pretty smart and not obviously angry, unhappy or psychotic so don't expect to be embraced by everyone here. Cool
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Tom S.



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sounds like you are saying He's NOT one of US. Laughing

I'm sure Mitch is happy that the two most irritating and repeatedly banned dorks on Ttips, carl and Ron, have teamed up and taken their buddy act here to the WOT.
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ghostofcarl



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
how ya doing there tom? need some hemorrhoid cream for the butthurt?
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Cyrus



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's not smart, not funny and probably psychotic, and he's got sexual identity issues, but his number one quality is that he's a major douche.

He'll do well here. Laughing
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ghostofcarl



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cyrus wrote:
He's not smart, not funny and probably psychotic, and he's got sexual identity issues, but his number one quality is that he's a major douche.

He'll do well here. Laughing


You talking about yourself again Cyrus?
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Cyrus



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just remember to call him doucheofcarl, he likes that.
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Cyrus



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Brilliant comeback doucheofcarl!

As I said, not too smart or funny. Just a douche. Laughing
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ghostofcarl



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
can you squeeze a little more douche into this thread for me Cyrus? I want it to be as good as the birther thread.
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Laura



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?
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ghostofcarl



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laura wrote:
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?


If you prefer I can call Cyrus Santorum.
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freeheelwilly



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laura wrote:
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?


Laughing Laughing Of course! What else could it possibly be? Laughing Laughing
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Laura



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
freeheelwilly wrote:
Laura wrote:
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?


Laughing Laughing Of course! What else could it possibly be? Laughing Laughing


On second thought, perhaps "despise" is not the right word. I think "threatened" is more correct. C'mon FHW, don't mess with my bait.
Deep down men are theatened by women, right?
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ghostofcarl



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laura wrote:
freeheelwilly wrote:
Laura wrote:
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?


Laughing Laughing Of course! What else could it possibly be? Laughing Laughing


On second thought, perhaps "despise" is not the right word. I think "threatened" is more correct. C'mon FHW, don't mess with my bait.
Deep down men are theatened by women, right?


No - teenagers like Cyrus are mystified by the female anatomy and female bodily functions and like anything mysterious a bit scared.

That or he's just a dumbass who hooked his feeble mind around a stale meme and propagates it like a 10 year old with their first phone.
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stevesliva



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laura, it's shortened from "Douchebag." So yeah, some man was probably thinking one day, "Jeeze, I really need a pejorative term that refers to something worse than shit. I know what's worse than shit! Menses. Perfect. But that doesn't quite have the right ring to it. What's a good word for a dollop of menses? Wet tampon? Steaming maxipad? No? Oh! douchebag. Perfect."

Why are all men such pigs?
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twopass



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laura wrote:
Douche. Why is that a derogatory term? Because it is associated with a woman's vagina and deep down you all despise women?

I like everthing about a womans vagina deep down! Very Happy

Except for the taste. Sad

Tasty up top but deep down? Confused

Yech. Tastes like aluminium. Mad
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