Obama Eats Dog

Laura · Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 3998

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/04/18/Power-new-Media-Obama-Ate-Dog

Q: Why did @MittRomney put his dog on top of the car? A: So @BarackObama wouldn't eat it. #WeWillNotBeSilenced #GenK9

I edited the title of this thread to be more accurate. Obama swallowed.

vdrifter11 · Joined: 09 Dec 2011 Posts: 2034

Hey, it just a dog! just another breathing, feeling
creature..Hey , maybe mittcare covered animals?
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Laura · Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 3998

What does Obama call a dog riding on the roof of a car?

Fast Food.

Baaahb · Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 15753 Location: Ponderosa

I ate part of a fish the other day.
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twopass · Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 6528 Location: Behind the wheel

So did you then get a tetanus shot, Laura?
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Laura · Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 3998

What does Barack Obama call a dog show?

An International buffet.

ghostofcarl · Joined: 22 Jul 2010 Posts: 6624

still sour now with twice the dumb meme

Laura · Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 3998

Update: If Obama gets another four years, by the end of his second term nobody will care that he ate dogs, because nobody will be able to afford to eat anything else. He’ll solve it the same way he solves everything else: a snappy catchphrase.

“If you like your dachshund, you can eat your dachshund.”

vdrifter11 · Joined: 09 Dec 2011 Posts: 2034

And Mitt will "bring the change?"
New election, same shit. Laughing

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nils · Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 7309 Location: tahoe

Laura, our resident Catskills Vaudevillian.

Such fresh material! You have great writers. Conservative humor -- the oxymoron lives on.
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Jim · Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:36 am Post subject:

Talk about oxymorons Nils. How about intelligent left wingnuts?
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nils · Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 7309 Location: tahoe

Ha, good luck with that. Remember, the repubs these days are focussing on an anti-science, anti-educated intellectuals platform.

I remember when it wasn't the party of stupid. You're old enough to remember that time as well. Do you get nostalgia for that time?
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Jim · Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:22 am Post subject:

There you go again, Nils. More of that class warfare BS because your man can't run on his record. Oh, that should be that he can't run on his continual failures.
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