Dogs and Bacon, Bacon and Dogs

The Wheel · Joined: 16 Nov 2009 Posts: 573 Location: Fort Collins

Don't let the two near each other. If you do, keep a close eye on them. There is a very powerful gravitational force between them that will not be denied. 1 1/2 lbs. of raw, thick cut, apple smoked, pepper encrusted bacon and an American Fox Hound/Short Hair mutt collided on my kitchen counter today. Every copulating piece, gone, in seconds.

Sniff Crying or Very sad

stevesliva · Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 10174 Location: SEA

Dog sashimi

gdaut · Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Posts: 2076 Location: Utah

Only thing my dog ever snarffed was about 1.5 slab of grilled salmon. Left not a trace.

Carpe Canem · Joined: 20 Jan 2011 Posts: 212 Location: Boise, ID

Could have at least cooked it up for him first!
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jellero · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:49 am Post subject:

my german shepherd ate a crown rib roast in the back of the truck on the way back from the store raw and i wondered where she got the bone when we got home, christmas eve.
years before my malamutt ate the christmas day roast beef cooked, off the counter. it doesn't happen that often, no big deal. j

The Wheel · Joined: 16 Nov 2009 Posts: 573 Location: Fort Collins

A friend told me a story about about an English Setter wolfing down a good sized marinated Elk loin while camping. One gulp like a seal taking a fish. A few minutes later.......yep, up it came. They washed it off and threw it on the grill. Yummmmy!

The Wheel · Joined: 16 Nov 2009 Posts: 573 Location: Fort Collins

[quote="jellero"]my german shepherd ate a crown rib roast in the back of the truck on the way back from the store raw and i wondered where she got the bone when we got home, christmas eve.

Classic. Smile

Danno · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:44 am Post subject:

A good friend was getting married on the east coast, so we had a big camping party for him in Colorado. One of the dogs there got into a car and ate an entire tray of cupcakes. Bad dog!
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YoungBC · Joined: 15 Feb 2011 Posts: 37 Location: Washington

A couple years ago my golden retriever devoured completely a dozen chocolate cupcakes that were left on the counter. I'm sure he regretted that later.
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mekon · Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Posts: 1156 Location: vancouver, b.c.

Our puppy ate a barbie doll. My littlest's best friend had lent it to her because we won't buy her one. In any case, Daisy then took a nasty poop - it took a loooonnnngggg time for her to anally birth barbie - and there was this nice little hand waving at me when I went to pick up the poo. It was like a shot from a David Lynch film, frankly. Or the opening scene of Jaws.

The head and torso passed as well and caused some real distress. We never found the legs.

So: just as with bacon, keep dogs and barbies away from each other.

rsireland3 · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:37 pm Post subject:

And here I thought this was going to be a thread about hot dogs wrapped in bacon and then grilled. Idea

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