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SteveH
Joined: 25 May 2006
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Location: Boulder, Colorado
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| Nurse Ben wrote: | | I thought he moved to Colorado for the red snow, then realizing that he'd actually landed on Mars, turned tale and went south where he is enjoying the Spring conditions in Chile. |
Are you saying that there are parts of Colorado that are another planet  |
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Whitehonky
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
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Location: Between Sea and Sky
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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He farted internally and floated away.
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X-Man
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| QuiverQueen wrote: | | I dunno but I kind of miss him. |
We can't miss him because he never goes away. You know, like an incurable disease. |
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robrox
Joined: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 17872
Location: following Diogenes, but the ba$tard threw away the lamp so I'm just stumbling along in the dark!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| X-Man wrote: | | QuiverQueen wrote: | | I dunno but I kind of miss him. |
We can't miss him because he never goes away. You know, like an incurable disease. |
Carl was a contestant in "Name that Disease"?
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MattB
Joined: 22 Mar 2005
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Location: G-Spot, Colorado
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Who? 
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MattB
Joined: 22 Mar 2005
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Location: G-Spot, Colorado
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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Who?
There must be an echo in here.
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climbhoser
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 10638
Location: Parker, CO and proud of it!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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MattB dubbel post fail!
I think Carl died in a sort of self-created blackhole of misery...one day he was having an internal dialogue and the two elements of discourse were so negative that they created an infinite suckhole of negativity in their wrestling. Henceforth anyone that goes within the event horizon will be dragged into the hole of woe and despair.
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cesare
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 13225
Location: People's Republic
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| robrox wrote: | | X-Man wrote: | | QuiverQueen wrote: | | I dunno but I kind of miss him. |
We can't miss him because he never goes away. You know, like an incurable disease. |
Carl was a contestant in "Name that Disease"? |
Oh my God, I've got painful red circular lesions all over my body. My skin is turning grey. Now my kidneys are failing. I'm dying!
That's right Carl. You've got plague!
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sillybunt
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
Posts: 583
Location: Calgary
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| However he died, Carl would know more about it than anyone else (being obtuse and ultra core) and would disdain all others expressing uninformed opinions in a self congratulating manner. |
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keithermadness
Joined: 06 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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^^^
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keithermadness
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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^^^
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Mitch
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Joined: 05 Dec 2004
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Location: Mammoth Lakes & Laguna Beach
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Carl didn't die, he was just born again.
After his reincarnation he no longer uses the harsh "C" words for male and female genitalia, and that is very much appreciated. |
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keithermadness
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Mitch wrote: | Carl didn't die, he was just born again.
After his reincarnation he no longer uses the harsh "C" words for male and female genitalia, and that is very much appreciated. |
Was this a request or was it the result of some serious therapy?
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Mitch
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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The latter...  |
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stevesliva
Joined: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 10285
Location: SEA
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| Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Ah carl, you're such a 4-letter c-word. Irony lives. |
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