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Crap. This is kinda hard, huh?
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Butch



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:01 am    Post subject: Crap. This is kinda hard, huh? Reply with quote

Shocked

Well, just finished my 3rd day on tele gear. I'm quite familiar with the concept of sucking at something at something new when you first start at it, but this is like, a whole 'nother level of suckage.

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Bambi



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... just a hunch from the name but a little more finesse perhaps?!

I seem to remember it took a couple of weeks skiing to be able to pretend that I was teleing. The learning is the fun bit though. Plateaus are boring.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang in there; you'll be glad you did. You should try a beginner lesson if that's available. I had a very slow and awkward start and taking a lesson helped me through a lot of the learning curve. Interestingly, although tele was awkward for me at first, it now seems much more "natural" to me than alpine.
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Nurse Ben



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, it's hard, but it can be done.

We all struggle with telemark, it has it's challenges even for the gifted.

For perspective, try learning to ride a unicycle during the off season Laughing

Seriously, get some lessons, make sure your gear is right for you and the conditions, and maybe put some (gawd help me) p turns in the mix.

Do you ski alpine well?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's worth all the effort. Enjoy the journey!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaaaaaah! You southern hemisphere Noobies bring a breath of fresh to blow out the old stinky air that is Telemarktalk forum in the summer. With just talk of biking, fishing, golf (for those who still play) and Bacon the only topics on our mind as the summer heat melts our snow, as here we all sit only dreaming of thigh burn, we all, regardless of whether you suck or do not, living vicariously through you at the moment.

Keep it up brother and you will be rewarded in full by the time we are all strapping on our skis and cursing like a ship yard welder at the pain, coursing through our summer weakened thighs.

A lesson is the best shot. Not from a friend, unless he/she is a tele teacher, but if you can find one, a tele teacher is the way, not an alpine teacher who can tele.

Best of luck brother.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scotty, you need to learn how to ride a uni, it's time brother, the call has been made!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lesson followed by independant practice, on snow, to master the skills from the lesson.

Repeat....

...As often as you can
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give up now and mail me your gear. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can buy a turn - get better gear, adjust setup, or obtain
gear more suitable for the skier and conditions.

By the way, tele does not work so well on oceanic death cookies. Wink

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Grant



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it was easy......
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fixed it for you:

Crap. This is kinda challenging, huh?

just be sure you are always smiling.... it's not hard or serious
did i mention to have fun along the way, too!

jim
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Promise yourself a beer every time you figure out one of the many tricks that make up tele skiing!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Crap. This is kinda hard, huh? Reply with quote

Butch wrote:
Shocked

Well, just finished my 3rd day on tele gear. I'm quite familiar with the concept of sucking at something at something new when you first start at it, but this is like, a whole 'nother level of suckage.

Sad

(1) Don't burn out your knees. If they start getting sore, stop, take anti-inflammatories, and rest until they don't ache (at least not any more than usual).

(2) Give us your stats. Age, weight, previous skiing experience, fitness level, type of snow you are skiing on, which skis (model and dimensions), which boots, what bindings.

It is entirely possible to ski on gear that will make you suck for years. Yes, you can buy a turn. (But it may not be a pretty or smooth one.)

(3) A big part of that initial discouraging suckage, exhaustion, strain, stress is due to unfamiliarity with the gear, the movements, and the environment. That's all.

I've taken extremely fit, strong men on their first skinning hikes up little snowy ridges and watched them utterly burn out, completely gripped, to the point of nausea. They had to have been burning 10x the energy I was, like every muscle in their bodies was clawing at the slope nonstop and fighting the boots, skis, poles, everything. A few tips and a little practice helped tremendously, but we didn't get far.

Next time up, it was so easy they were shocked. They just relaxed, got a little more comfortable with the gear & movements.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well you could persevere ,get good ,blow gear,blow yer knees ,break some bones and go AT which a lot of people end up doing

it depends on if philisophicaly you believe in the journey being more important than the goal ... or just wana ski ?
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