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How to sell a million dollar house? Include waxing room
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Andrew L



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mtngrrrl wrote:
Who cares about the waxing room? They have a TIME MACHINE in the bathroom!!



It wasn't too long ago that the average norwegian's shower consisted of no more a rubber hose and a drain in the corner of their bathroom.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's not a time machine. It's an orgasmatron.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, THAT kind of waxing. Embarassed Never mind.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XXX_er wrote:
I got a 7$ sheet of OSB protecting the floor in the guest bedroom/gear storage/ waxing room ... how much do you really need ?

I will never have a house like that and I will never work again either
That's all well and good. The question is, do uninformed guests go number two in the bidet?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right by my childhood crosscountry skiing grounds....!
An ordinary Norwegian house.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To be serious for a moment (after some good laughs!), it's a great neighourhood if you like xc skiing, lots of tracks right outside your waxing room door, 150km of groomed tracks they say, maintained by the city, yes we pay taxes here...
I've been looking at that area because it's so close to the nature and still only 10 minutes by car to downtown, or 15 minutes downhill on the bike and 30 minutes hard work back home..
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raggi_Thor wrote:
To be serious for a moment (after some good laughs!), it's a great neighourhood if you like xc skiing, lots of tracks right outside your waxing room door, 150km of groomed tracks they say, maintained by the city, yes we pay taxes here...
I've been looking at that area because it's so close to the nature and still only 10 minutes by car to downtown, or 15 minutes downhill on the bike and 30 minutes hard work back home..
It's a beautiful home in a pretty place...and costs 4 times what my house would have sold for in 2006!

We saw a few with similar exterior details in Iceland (2010)....We could have bought there at the time, but not now! Norway would be an even tougher market Shocked

...but compelling is the word , for the house and the idea!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raggi--Buy my house and move here and give me your passport. I'll bleach my hair. We can swap passports for spouses and kids as well (you'll have to dye one kid's hair black...see kidstoke thread...). I want to live somewhere with a real welfare state where I can die in comfort. This place is going to be hell soon.

To sweeten the deal I'll convert the carport into a waxing hut.

Please?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mekon wrote:
Raggi--Buy my house and move here and give me your passport. I'll bleach my hair. We can swap passports for spouses and kids as well (you'll have to dye one kid's hair black...see kidstoke thread...). I want to live somewhere with a real welfare state where I can die in comfort. This place is going to be hell soon.

To sweeten the deal I'll convert the carport into a waxing hut.

Please?

^^^^ Laughing ^^^^^
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

first, you get a million dollar house . . .


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll try Vancouver next time we go over there Smile
San DIego was to far south + we had a bad (dry) winter.
But I thought Canada was more european thean EU?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not with this cretin in power:

http://www.lilith-ezine.com/articles/canada/images/Stephen-Harper-Biography-05.jpg

Oh, and see the pic I put of the trees in the "Coast Mountain Ski and Snow Conditions Thread" for a sense of spring conditions...
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